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Joke of the Day

"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"

"Turns out it wasn't vertigo causing me to run into things, it was vodka."

"8 friends share a pizza. Why did one friend not get any? He didn't get his fair share: one over eight."

"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"

"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"

"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."

"I don't mean to be a party pooper but... where's your bathroom?"

"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."

"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."

"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."