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Joke of the Day
"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"
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"Baby I am an Animal in Bed More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day. Credit:A friend"
"Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident."
"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""
"What's Batman's favorite dessert? Just ice cream"
"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."
"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."
"If I wanted to drive my wife insane, I'd secretly raise a colony of bees & place one new bee inside of her car each morning for ten years."
"trump Donald trump-worlds biggist douche"
"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."