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Joke of the Day
"Baby I am an Animal in Bed More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day. Credit:A friend"
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"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."
"I am having a vasectomy today. Tell me your best ball jokes I will start it off. What did one ball say to the other? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick."
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeves"
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."
"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."
"First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."