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Joke of the Day

"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."

"Why do cannibals prefer to eat blind people? Because with one sense gone they taste really good. Sorry, that was wrong... they taste really well."

"Why did the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry!"

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? ... An investigator"

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all."

"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."

"Could you guys not make jokes about the holocaust here? My grandfather died in the holocaust, and it's really offending me. He fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz"

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"Some say I'm condescending It means I talk down to people."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"