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Joke of the Day

"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."

"News to me: When they wash your hair after a haircut, it's considered rude to say ""your breasts smell like a ham sandwich""."

"I hate it when someone asks you for directions and you can't remember a street name so you have to strangle them behind the gas station."

"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."

"What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents? Roommates"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"

"I found my first grey pube today. It put me right off my kebab."

"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."

"Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot? Because he Neverlands"