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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."

"What is a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."

"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"

"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width."

"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."

"Why do people call memes ""dank""? Because they release dopameme!"

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."