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Joke of the Day
"It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an American Apparel ad."
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"Programming Job I wanted to give you some C++ pointers but I wanted to make sure you got this reference."
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"Dudes that only Retweet chicks: Your mom just called. Down to the basement. Come upstairs. Your dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are ready."
"My friend told me if im upset about something i should sleep on it... I told him to give it a rest."
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"Me: ""Dad, I wanna to go to a 50 cent concert!"" Dad: ""Well here's a dollar, take your sister too."""