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Joke of the Day

"""I think I stepped in some upchuck"" What's up, Chuck? ""Not much, but my name's not Chuck"" *vomits*"

"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."

"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"

"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"

"Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity."

"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"What turns you on the most? Water. It makes me wet instantly."

"Dinosaurs are a lot like my will to live Both died many many years ago"