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Joke of the Day

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"

"What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common? They both like a tight seal"

"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."

"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."

"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."

"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"

"This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight."

"""Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible."" -Low-hanging fruit"

"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"