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Joke of the Day

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"

"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"

"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"

"Why are there no coups in the US? It is the only country without a US embassy. (heard from a Brazilian friend)"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! HAHAHAHA!"

"I've been tweeting for 10 hours straight...and 3 hours gay."

"There was a time when men expected to be your lover without getting with your friends. That all changed in 1996. Let me tell you a story..."

"Took a class at Trump University but ... ... the textbook had four Chapter 11s."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"

"Hey McDonalds! I bet there are a bunch of 300lb+ people that want to be in your commercials too!"