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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"

"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."

"A hermaphrodite... Is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself."

"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."

"Why did the poor dog chase his tail? Because he was trying to make both ends meet."

"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."

"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""

"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."

"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."