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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"

"If I ever run into my doppelganger I'm going to steal his liver."

"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."

"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"

"A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says ""now *that's* an order of magnitude!"""

"The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers."

"What kid blows you and gets you all wet? El Nino"

"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."