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Joke of the Day
"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"
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"Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss."
"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."
"How can you tell if a redneck is on her period? You can see the blood on the tip of her dad's penis."
"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."
"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."
"Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years."
"Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes"
"You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy Turnip, for what?"
"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"