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Joke of the Day
"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"
Next Joke
"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"
"I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall"
"What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost? An exor-*cease and desist*."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa"
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"
"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"
"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."
"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."
"Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down."