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Joke of the Day
"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"
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"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."
"A few days ago I went to a zoo and the only animal they had was a dog, so I left and went to Starbucks for a coffee... It was a shit coffee"
"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."
"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."
"First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her she might need them."
"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."
"What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed Sheet"