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Joke of the Day
"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"
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"You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That's me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector"
"The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours."
"How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner."
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a shit"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"
"My neighbor was a vampire When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died."
"Why was the drug dealer late? Because he tripped"
"My wife used to have sex with fruit when she was stressed. When I found out, she went fucking bananas."