20160
Joke of the Day
"Dinosaurs are a lot like my will to live Both died many many years ago"
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"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."
"The barber from across the street was just arrested for selling drugs. I was his customer for 3 years. Didn't know he was also a barber."
"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"
"Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard."
"Life is too short for my book of 5 letter words."
"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"
"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"
"I am proud to announce that my girlfriend and I are pregnant! Now, I just need to find a way to tell my wife.."
"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"