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Joke of the Day

"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"

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"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."
"I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid."
"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"
"Its not what it looks like officer! ""you were driving down the highway taking selfies singing n'sync"" Ok I guess it was what it looked like"
"What's the difference between rock and jazz? Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people."
"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""
"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? they each got 6 months"
"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."
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