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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"

"My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room"

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."

"I'm a terrible singer, I have two left throats"

"I made a Tech Joke Q: What did one device say to the other? A: Are you syncing what I""m syncing?"

"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."

"He told me I cut my steak like a serial killer, so I whispered ""What makes you think this is steak?"" While I stroked his thigh with a knife."

"Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't? The cat couldn't pass the ""bark exam"""

"My uncle Aaron is the black sheep of our family. Because he's black. His skin is black. He's a black man."