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Joke of the Day
"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"
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"I'm the most indecisive person I know... At least, I think I am.."
"When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence"
"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."
"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."
"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."
"How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace..."
"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"