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Joke of the Day

"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."

"Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka"

"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"

"I needed to clean my FleshLight, i heard they were dishwasher safe. But that would Just ruin the load."

"I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts."

"Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"every time i see a fat, bald, goateed dude in public i get excited for a split second thinking it's Louis CK"

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."