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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? they each got 6 months"
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"How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon? The same way British people pronounce beer can."
"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"
"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind a 5k, but my running group wants to a 10k. I don't like them."
"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"
"*shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing"
"I dressed up as an enema for Halloween It really scares the crap out of people."
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"Donald Trump ""is intensely loyal...he will never let you down."" .... - his third wife"