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Joke of the Day
"Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die."
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"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""
"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."
"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"
"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."
"Wes Craven died? Well that sucks, I sure wes craven another scary movie..."
"What is Force equal to? Double penetration, with respect to time. (F=dp/dt) I'll see myself out"
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."
"Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons"
"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"