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Joke of the Day
"Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons"
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"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"
"""Why are you so excited?"" the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. ""But doc this is my first operation."" ""Really? It's mine too and I am not excited at all."""
"What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day. It was a Barry Sanders-clause"
"I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets. #ferguson"
"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."
"My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer."