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Joke of the Day

"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."

"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."

"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"

"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."

"The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's everyone walking around like they're hatching an evil plan."

"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."

"Chuck Norris can live on the dark Side of the moon............naked"

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"

"There are 10 types of people.... ....who understand binary: * The one who does * The one who doesn't"

"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."