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Joke of the Day

"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""

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"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"
"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""
"""Stop peopling around"" - horses?"
"Why is I such a controlling letter? Because I said so."
"Grammar died so that Twitter could live."
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"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"
"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."