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Joke of the Day

"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."

"A woman got complimented for her driving..."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. The priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ""How much do you charge for circumscisions?"" The rabbi responds, ""They're free, but I get to keep the tips."""

"For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade"

"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"

"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."

"What do you get when you mix a joke with a hypothetical question?"

"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."