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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"
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"Eat that damn door We are waiting"
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug."
"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"
"Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire? It's for foul balls!"
"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."
"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."
"Here it is, folks: ""Do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) PRETENDACLES?"""
"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."