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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"
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"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"
"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"
"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"
"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."
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"Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery officer."
"I'm kinda terrified for 2015 2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8. The EXACT number of nipples Hitler would've had if he had 6 more nipples!"
"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"