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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about recursion [Wanna hear a joke about recursion](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/39zo5p/wanna_hear_a_joke_about_recursion/)"

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"What do punctuation marks win in competitions? Apos-trophies"

"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""

"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"

"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"

"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."

"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"

"I dont have sex on the first date unless it's an option"

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."