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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"
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"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."
"The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys."
"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."
"Let's face it, it's not the first time Germany's sent a bunch of blokes to the showers in tears."
"Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change."
"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."
"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."
"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."