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"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"
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"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."
"I think elephants are overprotected But I suppose it's easy for me to say that from my ivory tower."
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"
"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"""What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"" ""That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."" ""That's not so big!"" ""Between the eyes?"""
"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."