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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"
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"What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy? winnie the Philosopooh"
"A cat and a rooster sat by a lake... Suddenly, the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Moral of the story : When there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock."
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"Someone with OCD visited my TL whilst I was napping and now all my tweets seem to be facing the same way."
"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"
"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."