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Joke of the Day

"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll fuck their boyfriends"

"Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough."

"Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again."

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"

"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"

"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead."

"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"

"I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup."

"my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met"