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Joke of the Day

"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."

"Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman"

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."

"What's white and 12 inches long? Absolutely nothing."

"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."

"Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck."