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Joke of the Day

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good with numbers and those who are not."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."

"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."

"If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself."

"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."

"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."

"My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that."

"3 men, hard of hearing: ""Its Windy out, isn't it?"" ""No, it's Thursday"", responds the second; to which the third replies ""Me too, let's go grab a beer""."

"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"