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Joke of the Day

"It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous."

"I heard they were going to put Frederick Douglass on the Fifty. But they were worried it would only be worth $30."

"Titties on a hook [NSFW] click bait"

"If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them"

"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"

"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"

"Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth"

"2 weeks sober. I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people."

"I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember."