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Joke of the Day

"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."

"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."

"I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz"

"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"

"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"

"Joke What comes after 69?"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!"