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Joke of the Day
"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."
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"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"
"Mike Tyson Mysteries is on Netflix now... Episode 1: case of the missing ear."
"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."
"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind."
"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."
"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"