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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"

"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"

"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."

"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."

"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat."

"""Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, you too, bye"": Man side of every phone conversation with his wife."

"Why did the hacker start selling his services? So he could make his 4Chan."

"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."