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Joke of the Day

"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."

"I like my women like I like my wine.. 12 years old and locked up in a cellar."

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"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""

"My grandfather always used to say that to really know a person, you have to walk in his shoes. He had six hundred and nine pairs when they finally caught him."

"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There are too many reposts about both."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"Know any Swedish jokes? I've heard they don't Finnish very well"

"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"