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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"
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"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""
"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."
"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"
"How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse? [Deleted]"
"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."
"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."
"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"
"[Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*"
"*wife sees me crying* Her: What's going on? Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet? They think I'm pee!"