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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."

"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."

"According to my cousin's diploma, he graduated from an ""Institute of Fine Farts"" because I just made an adjustment to it with a sharpie."

"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"

"Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory? He didn't like being spoken to in that voice"

"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"

"A large hole was found in the middle of the city. Officials are looking into it."

"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"

"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"

"Billy asked our Astronomy teacher a simple question today... ""Mrs. North? How big is Uranus?"" Billy was sent to the office..."