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Joke of the Day

"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."

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"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."
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"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."
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