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Joke of the Day

"[Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"

"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Donald Trump was really bragging about how big his penis was last night. Obama doesn't believe him. He's now calling for the release of his Girth Certificate."

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""