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Joke of the Day
"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"
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"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."
"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"
"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."
"What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room? sorry this is only a four star hotel."
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."
"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"
"""GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE"" KID: *goes kicking and screaming* TEEN: You can't do this, I have plans tonight ADULT: Thank you so much"
"I'm at home eating grape jelly. That shit is my jam."
"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."