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Joke of the Day
"What comes at the end of every Ray Rice joke? the punchline"
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"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""
"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."
"I never discriminate but there is one race I can't stand... The marathon. It's WAY too long a race!"
"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""
"Where I from? Please tell me."
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself."
"The Harambe memes need to stop It's very de-meme-ing."
"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."
"Want to know the worst thing about yourself? Hang out with a kid for an hour, then ask them."