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Joke of the Day

"What's something a gay man can't live without? Water"

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"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."
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"I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode."
"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."
"I would like to apologize to all my American Friends for the Power Blackout in India. Electricity is now restored and your Customer Service & Tech Support is now up & running."
"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
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