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Joke of the Day
"What's something a gay man can't live without? Water"
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"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."
"Friday. My second favorite F word."
"A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins He says ""Why don't you switch to bitchcoins?"""
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"
"How do you blind an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"
"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""
"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."
"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"