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Joke of the Day

"I never discriminate but there is one race I can't stand... The marathon. It's WAY too long a race!"

"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"

"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."

"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."

"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."

"So my doctor told me I need to stop eating so much... But I don't think I can just quit eating cold turkey."

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"

"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."