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Joke of the Day
"The Harambe memes need to stop It's very de-meme-ing."
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"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"
"APPLE GENIUS: how did u get so much water on the laptop [flashback to me taking my laptop into the shower so i could tweet] ME: hurricane"
"Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave."
"A man purchases a kitten, which he's having trouble house breaking. What does his friend say when he comes to visit? Your house is quite the cat-ass-trophy."
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
"U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?"
"Why don't Rooster's wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face"
"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"