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Joke of the Day
"Want to know the worst thing about yourself? Hang out with a kid for an hour, then ask them."
Next Joke
"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."
"14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal"
"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""
"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"How do you pick out the extroverted engineer? He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks"
"Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna."
"You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat."
"Saw a girl with three lip-ring piercings on the subway this morning. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."