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Joke of the Day

"Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight? Because he is stronger than you."

"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."

"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."

"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The trouble's getting them in there."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"""911, what is your emergency?"" I got stuck in a beaded curtain ""Again?"" SEND HELP"

"Apparently, you can only say ""Look at you! You got so big!"" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?"