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Joke of the Day
"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."
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"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"
"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."
"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."
"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
"Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary"
"We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky. Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?"
"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"
"There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons."