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Joke of the Day
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."
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"Lauren on Facebook asks: ""What's the best way to ward off ghosts?"" To which I replied: ""a camera."""
"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."
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"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."
"I wouldn't really mind being left to my own devices as long they were fully charged and there was WiFi."
"SIRI: Brian, what goes ""blah blah blah, I don't know anything, please help me""? ME: Uhh SIRI: It's you. That's what you sound like."
"What do you do when a scientist dies? You barium! ba-dum-tss"
"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."
"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""