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Joke of the Day
"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."
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"Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, ""Like you mean it."""
"What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?"
"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"
"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
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